Mhmm Desmond ran off in to the jungle in the beginning of the season, what we need is a VH1 special of "Where are they now?".

So where is Desmond? Ill tell ya! Desmond romped in to the jungle, he was intercepted by what he thought was a group of barbarians, the barbarians knocked him out, took him to their pad (A DHARMA bunker) and noticed somthing about his attire...He was a DHARMA member, so they let him out.

Desmond of course had many unanswered questions, first of all being who is he? And what have you done with Calvin (Kelvin maybe)? Well I think that Desmond and Calvin were re-united in a dramatic scene where they call each otha Brutha.

So now we have to wait until Desmond re appears on the show.....................("Oh we'll just wait till the end to piss everyone off") I think that Desmond will be back, when Micheal and Jack lead their war to the others Desmond and Jack shall run into each other in the jungle.

So yeah they run in to each other in the jungle, what happens now? 1 of 2 things...

1. The two men meet each other in the jungle, raise their guns, Desmond pulls his trigger nothing happens. As Desmond is fittling with his gun Charlie stumbles in and asks "Whattya waitin' for?". Jack turns around and walks back to the hatch. *Bonus Cheesy line* occasionally whispering "I just could'nt do it".

2. The two men meet in the jungle, Desmond says "See you in the next life Brutha". Jack jumps up in to a tree, as does Desmond, they start a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon type tree fight . Desmond is knocked to the ground by one of Jacks Crazy Faces, Jack once again can not kill Desmond...Without notice Mr.Eko strikes Desmond with is Jesus stick. (Yeah I was joking)

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JT, you really have too much time on your hands.

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Things fall apart, the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

--Lines 2-6, "The Second Coming" by Wm. Butler Yeats

Yeah, I was sipping my coffee this morning when I had a burst of ideas for Desmond.

Maybe it was the caffiene but it seemed like a good idea.

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Is that you clearing your throat???

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"Not all who wander are lost." - J. R. R. Tolkien

"You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you." - John Wooden

No, its me saying "Mhmm". Which is commonly used as a sound of approval or affirmative. So I pointlessly reassured myself..

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Well we'll be finding out soon.....

In a newspaper across here in scotland, there was a part about LOST saying that "A legion of female americans" have started a campaign to get Desmond back on the show because of his accent and good looks.

It also said that Desmond was only signed up for the episodes at the start of season 2, but now that they have a demand, they are bringing him back.

Im guessing its just the tabloids over here just telling lies, as usual, but how annoyed would you be if we never found out what happened to old Des!

Go to spoilerfix.com- we shall see.....

And his appearance on "24" was limited to one episode, what's up with that? This man has talent...he needs to be on one of these shows, for cryin' out loud!

(I also saw him at Easter, in the "Gospel of Matthew"...I think that's the right one. He was Jesus, interesting...a Scottish Jesus.)

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Lol Haggis at the last supper anyone?