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Old February 17th, 2008, 09:36 PM

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I hope I haven't already posted this...I saw the wedding test joke and thought yall might appreciate this one:

How do you catch a polar bear?

(This is for polar bears that live much more north of our island, where it is icy and cold.)

First you cut a hole in the ice.
Then you place peas all around the edge of the hole.
When a polar bear comes up to take a pea... you run up and kick him in the ice hole.
 
 
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is he going to take a pea? or is the joke that he's going to take a "pee"
 
 
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it's meant to be told out loud so pee and pea are pronounced the same, I thought the funny part was the icehole... I've never had someone not get that joke.
 
 
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ahhhhhhhhhh! now i get it!!!!!
 
 
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