Lost t-shirt design game

Here's one more fun way to kill time until Lost returns. I like fan t-shirts that aren't immediately obvious as fan t-shirts, except to fans. Who doesn't like being in on the joke? For instance, here are some ideas I had.

1. Tour t-shirts for Driveshaft/Geronimo Jackson

2. Martha Graham Dance School -- Internship Program 2004 --

3. "We got yer meat!" -- Pace Butchers, Manchester, UK

4. A Volkswagon t-shirt with "So safe 'Skeletor' prefers to spend eternity in the driver's seat!"

5. Dharma Beer -- Breakfast of ... (Uh...I don't know, you guys fill in the blank.)

6. Oceanic Airlines -- ditto clever tag line immediately above

7. Appolo Bars -- "Eat them and you feel you've landed your space shuttle on a deserted island in another dimension of satisfaction!" (I know there are Appolo Bar t-shirts available to buy for real and I might have to get one....I like my shirt better, though.)

8. St. Sebastian Hospital -- 2004 Charity 10K Race for the Cure for Spinal Injuries -- Los Angeles, CA

9. John F. Kennedy Memorial High School -- Junior Varsity Women's Regional Basketball Champions 2001, 2002, 2003 -- Leslie Arzt, Coach (I made up a school name, but Kennedy's death was mysterious too, right?)

I got it!--

"Dharma Beer: Breakfast of People Who Play God with Nature and the Space-Time Continuum"

The Cablerunner likes catch phrases.. so..

"My transciever is stronger than yours"

FLAME Communications "Talk to anyone, anytime"

"All your selves are belong to us" -DHARMA

"Patients Jack, patients"

Oceanic Airlines- crashing planes over mysterious islands since 2004!

its a bit rubbish but the best i could come up with

Dharma - We are the religious cult version of the swiss family Robinson.

Dick Alpert - Bus Driving school

Juliet - its that time of the month... all the time.

Brainwashing Dharma Style - 60% of the time it works every time.

Kate's Horse Riding Ranch - The best place to Ride.

Paulo and Nikki's fertilizer company

I like the idea of a Scooby Doo Mystery Van t-shirt with the swirly green and pink design and Skeletor, Sawyer (with the scarf like the blonde guy), Charley in a green shirt and brown pants chomping on gigantic sandwiches with Vincent (like Shaggy and Scooby), and Hurley in Velma's orange turtleneck sweater and brown skirt. How great would that be? What should the caption be? "Scooby Dooby Doo, Where Are You?" but Lostified somehow.