I got this from one of those dreded forwarders, but its funny,
>My sister and I were at the mall and
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>passed by a store that sold a
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>variety of candy and nuts.
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>As we were looking at the display case,
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>the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
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>I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
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>My sister started to laugh hysterically.
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>The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
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>Any body got any more?

Sure I just got this by e-mail from a lady who is like my second Mother.

A nun borrows the convent's car to make a trip to visit a sick friend. Along the way she runs out of gas. Luck is with her as she stalls only a few blocks from a gas station in a nice area of town. When she gets to the staion the owner tells her that the gas can has been loaned out and should be back soon so, she decides to wait in the car. When she gets there she starts looking through the trunk for anything she might be able to use to carry gas, and finds a bed pan. Good enough she thinks and returns to the station, buys some gas and heads back to the car. Across the street a couple looks out their window in time to see the nun emptying the bed pan into the gas tank. The woman turns to her husband and says. "I knew he could turn water into wine but if he pulls this one off I'm definitely going to church from now on."

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