[Meanwhile, back in the Hatch, Lyrics "Don't Worry, Be Happy" playing in the background ...]

Sayid, elbow deep in Locke's metallic chest cavity says, "Ah, I have found a possible cause for the malfunction. There appears to be the head of a Barbie doll wedged in the central gear sprocket ..."

Just then, the Alarm goes off, and Locke hops up tossing Sayid, Jack, and Eko aside like ragdolls, to race for the computer terminal.

As Locke sits down at the terminal, Walt appears by his side dripping wet, and says, ".setunim 801 yreve tuodts eht ot srebmun eht epip ot batnorhc elpmis a pu tes I .metsys XINU a si tI. eromyna nottub eht hsup ot deen t'nod uoY"

Locke looks at Walt with big round eyes, and says "It is my destiny. Go dry yourself off and play with some knives kiddo."

Walt rolls his eyes and mutters "toidI" to himself as he leaves before anyone else sees him.

Sayid, Barbie doll head in hand peers closely at it and declares "Why, it has an appearance much like Claire. What could this MEAN?!!!" Eko refuses to answer. Jack snorts, "It means nothing, it's just a doll head. Get a life." Just then, Claire walks in from the shower area, and all heads turn toward her. Claire says, in a very nasally Australian accent, "Why is everyone STARING at me? I HEARD what you said! BARBIE doll?!! Charlie TOLD me there is medicine here in the HATCH Jack. WHY didn't anyone tell me before I went TRAPSING off to the MEDICAL bunker? WHY Jack? WHY?!!!"

Sayid whispers to Jack, "I think we better get her some peanut butter, quick, before she hurts one of us." But before Jack has time to get the peanut butter, Eko whacks Claire over the head with his Jesus stick, and then says to her gently, "We were only staring at you because you have nothing on."

Claire blushes shyly, and says "Oops, my bad. Excuse me a minute" and returns to the bath area.

Just then Locke yells from the library area, "You better come look at what is behind the bookshelf..."

(to be continued)