more Lost jokes that suck:

Which Lost character is a religous farmer? Christian Shephard

What did Desmond say when he was trapped in the Swan with John? "Oh no, I'm Locke'd in!"

What did Desmond say to a family member when they were lifting heavy lightning rods? "You've got to lift it up, brother!"

What did Bernard hear when we turned on the radio? An Eko

Why did Jin watch his wife for an hour in the morning? To see the Sunrise

What did Alvar Hanso say when questioned about his new chief adviser? "Mmmm...it'll work"

Which Lost character crossbreeds insects and chickens? Anthony Cooper

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