Good evening, Ladies and Robots! Let's get tonight's act started...

Why couldn't Megatron see the autobot after he had his first child?
Because he was Trans-parent! (Rim Shot!)

Why was Hotshot late to work?
Because he lost his Cyber Keys!! (Ba Dum Cha!)

What do you call Decepticons after they've been smashed by Omega Supreme?
Decepti-crumbs (Zing!)

Whats red, blue, silver, black and green?
Optimus Prime and Megatron fighting over a pickle.

Thank you, thank you! Have a good night and don't forget to tip your waitress!

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