Damn you, Lanie! Damn you to HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Sure, of course, it's fine. Have fun at camp. Don't drink the bug juice. And don't sneak out at night to make out with any other campers. 'Cause that's when Jason gets you. I know, 'cause my cousin's first boyfriend's step-brother was impaled with a kayak paddle.

--CPPAH