I have made this same statement over and over again, albeit phrased in a slightly different way. I thought I would take a more light hearted approach this time.

Jack gets happy and Jack gets mad.
But, I’m telling you cats that Jack is bad.
Jack’s got the bod, yeah Jack is hard.
And all the pretty girls come play in Jack’s yard.
My word of caution is don’t be a fool.
Jack already sent a couple kids back to school.

Remember season 1, oh it was fun.
Jack killed the Marshall who had Kate on the run.
When he and Kate were caught in the net,
Jack made a shot I won’t soon forget.
He beat the conman playing poker,
And caught Sawyer cheating, that clever Joker.
When thief Kate tried to pick a dead man’s pocket,
Sharp eyed Jack was watching and caught it.
Not quite the skills of a Doctor Man,
Closer to a man who is on the lam.
He’s got a past that we haven’t yet seen.
Don’t forget about Bangkok when He got so mean.
Something hidden drives our boy named Jack.
I think his soul’s trying to make it back.

See all our losties suffer some form of strife,
A part of their past they need to make right.
Like us, they suffer from the human condition.
We can’t escape our sin, but dread perdition.
When absolution or redemption comes,
Then they’re off the show, cast minus one.
Are they good? On the surface….some.
But deep down……no, not one.
For just as the Good Book gives report.
We all are wicked and do fall short.
All can find salvation close.
But, first they should stop shedding their clothes.

Will his demons be resolved at last,
First he must absolve his past.
We see Jack in a light so fair.
I urge you all, best beware.

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