But what you failed to realize is that Cable has secretly rewired the entire brainwashing facility, under the guise of fixing the LED glasses, but in fact renders it completely harmless. Then, using the map Sayid had discovered, he follows more underground cable and discovers the location of the Cerberus control station a.k.a. The Doghouse! In McGyver-like fashion, Cable uses a coconut, a 5-iron, and an Apollo Bar to take over control of Smokey. This causes a not-really-dead Mikhail to yell, "Who let the dogs out?" Cable orders Smokey to destroy Mikhail once and for all, then trains him to sit, stay, roll over with a rudimentary shock-collar he made with stuff he got from Sayid. Then Cable comes to my rescue! Cable continues on to the Sonic Fence, where he rewires it into a Sonic Drive In and all the Losties order Sonic Blasts, Strawberry Limeades, and Tropical Fruit Smoothies.

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`Dear, dear! How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle!'

-- Alice, from “Alice’s Adventure’s in Wonderland”