"I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made a chocolate lollipop; so if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island."

"I've seen polar bears. I've seen monsters, well, heard monsters; but horses, no."

"You want to hear the part about me nearly being killed by the flaming fireball -- or the flying fork?"

and my very favorite from I think his funniest episode:

"Yeah, I know, I get it. You're going to go in your little magic hut and I'm going to stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey."