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Old November 9th, 2006, 02:39 PM

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How to make Hurley's fruit salad:
1. Survive plane crash on tropical deserted(?) island.
2. Avoid dangerous polar bears and wild boars.
3. Be nice to crazy jungle lady
4. Don't carry dynamite in backpack.
5. Avoid the cursed numbers.
6. Don't fall asleep while pushing buttons on doomsday device.
7. Survive imaginary friend's death trap over cliff.
8. Gather any fruit from the island.
9. Barrow one of John Locke's MANY knives.
10. Cup up fruit in bowl.
11. Eat.
It's a pretty easy recipe if you ask me.
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