LOL! I bet that's what Dharma is after.
They're gonna breed polar bears with sheep to get the ultimate yarn. Then they'll make billions of sweaters, scarves, hats, and gloves. But they won't be ordinary sweaters, scarves, hats, and gloves, oh no. For one, they'll all have a Dharma logo on it. And two, Dharma weaved a special fiber into all of the yarn so that whenever you wear a bit of Dharma clothing it starts to send these signals to your brain. It's how Dharma is gonna brainwash the world.
That is their true plan! And I've finally unconvered it! Muahahahahaaa!
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Or not...
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